Wednesday, October 22, 2008

favorite lines from phone conversations with republicans

i wouldn't vote for that son of a bitch if he was the last man on earth

you obama?
no, i'm calling from the obama office
you obama?
no sir, i'm not barack obama i am an obama supporter
you're an obama supporter? you're fucked up

that asshole disrespected my brother's 28 years in the service by refusing to salute the flag and say the pledge of allegiance.
i respectfully disagree, sir, but mr. obama does salute the flag and pledge allegiance
i saw a picture of it on the internet, i know.
(how do you see a picture of someone saying the pledge of allegiance???)

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